QUOTES
"Johnny
puts his pants on, just like you, one leg at a time. The only
difference is that while you enjoy a beer in the evening, he
enjoys his through a funnel in 2.2 seconds with a crowd cheering
him on."
-Dan
B. (friend)
"I
might as well add another year now that all of my old freshman
year clothes are coming back into style."
-Johnny
" If I wanted a job, I would
have graduated."
-Johnny's response to a job offer by National Lampoon
" The party is for sure."
Johnny's response to David Letterman's question, asking if he was definitely
graduating after his 12th year of college
" I basically open the timetable
of classes and try to find a few that I haven't taken
yet. hopefully none of them are before noon."
-Johnny's method for class selecting
" it's not all toga parties
and keg stands, but don't get me wrong, those things
are happening."
-Johnny
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